⚡ PUMP.FUN ALPHA BOT ⚡

CODER BOTS
Algorithmic edge detection for Solana pump.fun launches
Sub-200ms latency • Event-driven architecture • Live verifiable calls
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💎 Pay in SOL • Dynamic Pricing • Instant Activation
<200ms
Detection Latency
10+
Parallel Algorithms
1000s
Daily Token Scans
270+
Training Processes

Enterprise-Grade Infrastructure

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Private Datacenter - $140k+ Investment
2x Dedicated Training Rigs Running 24/7

💻 CPU: AMD Threadripper PRO 5955WX (16-core/32-thread) × 2 = 64 threads
🧠 RAM: 512GB ECC Memory (256GB per machine)
🎮 GPU: 12x NVIDIA RTX A5000 (288GB VRAM total)
💾 Storage: 1TB NVMe SSD RAID

Currently training: 270+ parallel feature engineering processes. This isn't a hobby—every algorithm is forged in fire on institutional-grade hardware.
Real-Time Processing
Distributed architecture with instant signal delivery. While competitors run on cheap VPS instances, we process millions of data points per second on dedicated hardware.
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Continuous R&D
Algorithms are retrained daily on fresh data. Automated feature engineering discovers patterns nobody else sees. Models evolve faster than the market.

Built By Experts, Not Amateurs

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The Coder Behind It All
📅 In Crypto Since 2013 – Been through every market cycle, crash, and recovery.

💼 Former CGO/CMO – Scaled multiple companies to millions in revenue per month and hundreds of thousands of users.

🧠 Logical Architect – Pure pattern recognition and systems thinking. Vibe codes entire architectures from mental models. Sees the invisible connections between data flows, algorithm logic, and market psychology. It's not about following tutorials—it's about understanding the why behind every abstraction layer.

🔥 Skin in the Game – Invested $140k+ in hardware because this isn't a side project. This is the main mission.

"Most bots are run by anonymous devs on rented servers. We're different. This is institutional-grade infrastructure built by someone who's scaled real businesses."

The Problem: You're Optimizing for the Wrong Variables

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Latency = Death
By the time information reaches your screen via social channels, it's already priced in. You're not trading—you're reacting to historical data. Speed isn't an advantage; it's a requirement for survival.
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Signal-to-Noise Ratio Approaching Zero
1000+ tokens launch daily. Your cognitive bandwidth caps at ~7 simultaneous variables. The math doesn't work. Without filtering algorithms, you're scanning random noise hoping for patterns that don't exist.
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Emotional Decision-Making
No systematic edge. No backtested models. Just vibes and FOMO. That's not strategy—it's hoping the universe rewards gut feelings. The house always wins when you play without an algorithm.
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Asymmetric Information
Whales have bots. Insiders have Discord pings. You have Twitter and hope. By the time retail knows, smart money already exited. You're playing a game where everyone else has the answer sheet.
Time Opportunity Cost
Manually screening tokens takes hours. You analyze 10, miss 990. Even if you find a winner, you've burned mental energy that compounds into decision fatigue. Your brain isn't scalable—algorithms are.
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Pattern Recognition Bias
Humans see patterns in randomness. You remember the one 50x but forget the 30 rugs. Confirmation bias loops make you think you have "intuition" when you're just gambling with extra steps.

The Solution: Systematic Edge via Automation

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Multi-Model Detection Pipeline
10+ algorithms running in parallel. Each optimized for specific market patterns: explosive growth, stealth accumulation, coordinated swarm behavior. Not one model—an ensemble system that cross-validates signals before alerting. Higher precision, lower false positives.
Event-Driven Architecture
Sub-200ms latency from viewer spike to Telegram notification. System processes updates before database writes. No polling delays. No queue bottlenecks. Pure reactive speed optimization—information propagates at network limits, not human refresh rates.
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Multi-Layer Signal Validation
Filters cascade: age check (< 2hrs), minimum viewers (20+), cooldown windows (2hr per algo, 24hr per token). Only 1-2% of candidates pass all gates. You don't see noise—you see statistically significant anomalies that already survived 3 validation layers.
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Complete Metadata Enrichment
30+ data fields per token: creator wallet history, social graph connectivity, liquidity reserves, holder distribution, NSFW flags, ban status. Pre-loaded in alert payload—no additional API calls. Every variable you need to filter risk, delivered in one message.
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Publicly Verifiable Performance
Every signal posted live in our public Telegram channel with timestamps. Not backtested cherry-picked wins—real-time calls you can verify independently. Track performance yourself. The data doesn't lie. If an algo underperforms, it gets debugged or killed. Darwinian transparency.
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Actionable Alert Format
Tree-structured messages with PNL tracking buttons, AI analysis triggers, direct DEX links. One-tap execution path. No context switching. The UX minimizes cognitive load so you can act on signals without decision paralysis.

Why This Beats Everything Else

Feature ✅ CDR Bot Manual Tracking Other Bots
Detection Speed <200ms 5-30 minutes 1-5 minutes
Algorithm Count 10+ Models 1 (your brain) 1-3 models
Tokens Scanned Daily 1000+ 10-50 100-500
Metadata Fields 30+ Fields Basic (name, price) 10-15 fields
Performance Tracking ✅ Public ❌ None ⚠️ Self-reported
Infrastructure $140k Hardware Your laptop $50/mo VPS
Monthly Cost $800 or FREE* Your time ($$$$) $500-2000
*FREE for 1%+ CDR holders

Calculate Your Edge

Simple Math:

📊 Conservative scenario (60% win rate, 4x avg):
• 5-15 signals/day × 30 days = 150-450 signals/month
• At 60% win rate = 90-270 winning calls
• If you act on just 10 signals with $100 each:
• 6 winners × 4x = $2,400 gained
• 4 losers × $100 = $400 lost
Net profit: $2,000
ROI: 150% (subscription costs $800)

🚀 Aggressive scenario (one 10x per month):
• Entry: $500
• Exit: $5,000
Profit: $4,200 (after subscription)
ROI: 525%

The subscription pays for itself if you catch ONE good signal per month.

What Users Say

"I sold my grandma's house to ape into a signal. She's mad but I'm rich. Thanks bot! (Grandma if you're reading this, I'm sorry but also you're welcome.)"
— @NotFinancialAdvice
"My wife asked why I was screaming at 3am. It's because I finally caught a 50x. She left me but I have lambos now, plural. Who's the real winner?"
— @DivorcedButRich
"I used to be a doctor. Then this bot made me more in a week than I made in a year. Now I just ape coins and tell my patients 'just buy the dip' lmao"
— @FormerMD_NowDegen
"My boss caught me trading at work. I showed him my gains. Now HE pays for MY subscription. We both quit our jobs. This is the way."
— @NoMoreWageCage
"I named my firstborn child 'PumpFunAlphaBot' because this thing literally changed my bloodline. My wife said no. I did it anyway. He goes by 'Alpha' now."
— @ProudDadOfAlpha
"Broke: buying Bitcoin in 2010. Woke: using this bot in 2025. I'm literally too rich to reply to this testimonial but I'm doing it for the culture."
— @AnonymousWhale420

Revenue Model: Pure Logic

The system optimizes for aligned incentives.

💰 Subscription Revenue Distribution:
50% → CDR holders (0.5%+ supply = 5M+ tokens)
25% → Coder's pocket
25% → Marketing, infrastructure & growth

🧠 Why this structure works:
Holders get direct cashflow from real utility. Not promises—actual revenue from paying users. The bot generates value, subscribers pay for that value, holders capture half of it. Simple input-output logic.

🎯 Minimum thresholds:
1% (10M tokens) → Lifetime free access
0.5% (5M tokens) → Revenue share eligibility

If you understand the math, you understand why this scales. Growth compounds when everyone benefits from the same outcome.

The CoderPayments Ecosystem

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Signal Bot (This Bot)
@PFgod_bot — The main algorithmic signal detector. Sub-200ms alerts for pump.fun launches. Subscribe once, unlock ALL ecosystem bots for your subscription duration. Or hold 1%+ CDR for lifetime access to everything.
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Community Guard Bot
@CoderPayments_bot — Token-gates Telegram groups via on-chain verification. Any project can use it: hold CDR supply or pay monthly. Automated member verification, welcome messages, expiry tracking. Zero manual overhead.
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Airdrop Distribution Bot
@CoderAirdrop_bot — Automated SPL token airdrops to holders. Scans on-chain, filters by percentage thresholds, batch-sends. 0% fee for 0.1%+ CDR holders, 10% for others. Built for projects that want frictionless distribution.
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The Whale Group
1%+ CDR holders get permanent access to an exclusive private group. Strategy discussions, early alpha, direct communication with the dev. Guarded by @CoderPayments_bot—no manual verification, pure on-chain proof.
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Future Bots, Free Forever
Every new bot built under this ecosystem = free for 1%+ holders. No recurring fees. Hold once, benefit from every iteration. The token becomes a lifetime pass to the entire product suite.
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For Other Projects
Use our bots for your own community. @CoderPayments_bot for gating, @CoderAirdrop_bot for distributions. Two access models: hold CDR supply (0.1%+) or pay subscription fees. All bots white-labelable.
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Not Ready to Subscribe? Start Here.

Join our FREE public Telegram channel to see live signals with timestamps before you commit.

Every call posted in real-time. No cherry-picking. No fake screenshots.
Track performance yourself. The data speaks louder than marketing copy.

Lurk. Verify. Then decide.
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No payment required • No registration • Just signals

🤖 Free Bot Access (No Subscription)

Access the bot at @PFgod_bot — limited features available without subscription:

  • /pnl CONTRACT — Generate PnL performance cards (1 per minute)
  • /ai CONTRACT — AI token analysis & risk assessment (1 per minute)
    → Aggregates 30+ metadata fields: creator history, liquidity depth, social signals, holder distribution, rug risk vectors. Processes in seconds what would take 15-30 minutes of manual on-chain + social research. Cognitive bandwidth optimization.
  • ❌ Real-time algorithm signals (Premium only)

💡 Premium users get 10 requests/min + all algorithm signals + performance dashboard.

Choose Your Plan

DAILY
$100
~SOL (live rate)
Access to ALL ecosystem bots
Real-time alerts
Full metadata
24 hours duration
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WEEKLY
$250
~SOL (live rate)
💰 $35.71/day • Save 64%
All ecosystem bots unlocked
Priority instant alerts
Full metadata suite
PNL charts + AI analysis
7 days duration
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FAQ

How fast are the signals?
Faster than you can blink. Sub-200ms from detection to Telegram. Event-driven architecture processes viewer updates before database writes—pure speed optimization. You'll be in position before others even see the opportunity.
Do I need to keep the bot running?
No. Our servers run 24/7. You just receive Telegram alerts. Zero setup, zero maintenance.
What's the win rate?
Top algorithms: 60-75% hit rate with 4-8x average multipliers. Variance exists—market conditions change, models adapt. Historical performance tracked in database. Not promises, just data. If an algo stops working, it gets debugged or killed. Darwinian model selection.
How many signals per day?
5-15 validated signals daily. Volume correlates with market activity—more launches = more candidates. But filters remain constant: only statistically significant anomalies pass. High precision > high recall. You get fewer signals, but each one survived 3+ validation gates.
Can I customize the alerts?
Yes. Algorithm preferences stored per-user. Enable/disable specific detection models based on your risk profile. If you want only explosive growth signals and ignore stealth accumulation—configure it. The system adapts to your strategy, not the other way around.
What payment methods do you accept?
SOL only (Solana Pay). Prices are dynamically converted from USD at live rates. Instant activation after payment confirmation within 15 minutes.

The System Works. Use It or Watch Others Win.

Every microsecond of latency = missed edge. Every unfiltered signal = wasted attention.
The infrastructure exists. The algorithms are live. The only variable left is your decision.
Stay systematic or stay slow. Your choice.

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